Total Medals Earned: 1,770 (From 248 different games.) Total Medal Score: 27,235 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/205 points)
Endless mode is unlocked by reaching Level 5.
Beat three levels without losing a life.
Make it to level 10.
Play the game on December 25.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/11 (100/285 points)
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/260 points)
killed by spearmen
killed by an explosion
drop from 5 meters height
kill 15 civilians
kill 20 spearmen
destroy 10 catapults
destroy 10 balloons
kill 15 wizards
finish all levels
survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode
survive 15 minutes in Survival Mode
kill 30 chickens
bounce back 25 projectiles
kiss 25 girls
Medals Earned: 8/8 (110/110 points)
Shoot those censor boxes!
Tasty.
Find that secret block...
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Medals Earned: 19/22 (300/500 points)
Conquer the first base.
Find the black backpack.
Find the blue backpack.
Find the gray backpack.
Find the green backpack.
Conquer the second base.
Find the orange backpack.
Find the pink backpack.
Find the purple backpack.
Find the red backpack.
Find the sky blue backpack.
Find the white backpack.
Find the yellow backpack.
Conquer the fourth base.
Conquer the sixth base.
Conquer the third base.
Conquer the fifth base.
Conquer the seventh base.
Find all 11 backpacks.
Reach General rank.
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/155 points)
Kill 50 Enemies
Destroyed Boneless Hat
Died 25 Times
Destroyed that Kinky Glass
Destroyed That Big Mass
Killed The Boneless
Won the game with the three players
Medals Earned: 2/6 (30/280 points)
End with attack as your highest stat.
End with your max health - 20 as your highest stat.
End with luck as your highest stat.
End with balanced stats, or equal attack and luck higher than max hp - 20.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (45/95 points)
Open 10 Chests
Pick Up 20 Objects
Reach Character Level 6
Kill 4 Bosses
Kill 1000 Monsters
Medals Earned: 3/13 (25/385 points)
Complete 10 objectives to upgrade your weapons to level 11 (Any Mode)
Complete 20 objectives to upgrade your weapons to level 21 (Any Mode)
Complete the game in Novice Mode
Get a score of 100,000 or more (Regular or Expert Mode)
Complete ALL objectives to upgrade your weapons to maximum level (Any Mode)
Complete part 5 (of any level) without colliding with a Kamikaze ship (Any Mode)
Complete the game in Regular Mode
Survive for 5 minutes in Endless Mode (unlocked after completing Regular/Expert Mode)
Complete the game without dying (Any mode)
Destroy 500 ships in Endless Mode
Complete the game in Expert Mode
Complete the game without upgrading your weapons (except from Boss fights)(Any mode)